I know it's a hoary cliche, but I would genuinely listen to Matthew Berry read the phone book. Or just repeatedly shout "faaaatheeerrrrr!!"

…and this is the robot programmed to underestimate middle America!

If only there were an appropriate quote from some sort of television show about employees being reprimanded for seemingly-small mistakes, possibly through the loss of employment

Uh, those of us who live alone and can't afford your fancy DVR technology and are old enough to know there's probably other ways to do this but fuck that, I'm just going to watch it when it's on it's not that big of a deal why back in my day…

That's your solution to everything — to fuck under the sea! Well it's not gonna happen!

How is this him squashing the rumors the studio wants to replace him? Were they going to replace him because he wasn't enthusiastic enough about having the role?

There is only one correct answer, and that is the sax on Baker Street

Hey, that's the wrong attitude to have. Who knows? Maybe someone will find the recipe for immortality! Then we'll all have a slight chance of seeing more Venture Bros!

Eh, none of these have the timeless witticisms of my collection of co-ed naked t-shirts.

But that would help to explain why you were so high

Sigh…

Doctors can be exchanged for goods and services

I'm not sure if we're still doing this anymore, but…

I feel like if literally any other person in the world took this picture with their newborns we'd be mercilessly mocking it, but such is the power of Beyonce.

Like Nabin owns or has access to a car…or an ax, for that matter

Shiiiiiiit. Was unaware of this, but am now incredibly excited.

I can't help but feel that if he were white he would have starred in two successful sitcoms by now. Come on Hollywood, you can't find an appropriate small-screen vehicle for a dude this talented?

You know, weird for the sake of weird

He's not wrong*, he's just an asshole

50 million smokers can't be wrong!