How about some gravy?

How about some gravy?

If we get to 10,000 comments, they cancel the Kinja switch, right? Right?!?

If we get to 10,000 comments, they cancel the Kinja switch, right? Right?!?

I was complaining as hard as I could!

I was complaining as hard as I could!

I didn't hate the finale of How I Met Your Mother, and still don't understand why people are so upset about it.

I didn't hate the finale of How I Met Your Mother, and still don't understand why people are so upset about it.

…uh…got any gum?

…uh…got any gum?

Is…is this relevant to anything, or are we just getting it all out before the kinja switch? Because if that's the case, well, over the years, a longtime commenter learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot post. Doesn't seem to matter now, so… the following people are gay:

Is…is this relevant to anything, or are we just getting it all out before the kinja switch? Because if that's the case, well, over the years, a longtime commenter learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot post. Doesn't seem to matter now, so… the following people are gay:

Hope you enjoy disappointing missionary-style escapades!

I grew up in an incredibly bland Midwestern family, so I only ever had plain hamburgers until college. I can indeed report that are quite ok. However, I must wholeheartedly endorse condiments. They are pretty great, though maybe I just feel that way because I'm still catching up on all the many toppings I missed over…

That makes two of us!

That makes two of us!

AIDSCancer?

Kudos, that's so generationally-appropriate for me. My best friend's dad made a video collage of his childhood photos set to that song to play at his graduation party.

Has the Ghost of Eazy E been one of the Li'l Rascals this entire time?

Man, it's like the last weekend before everyone goes off to college. But we'll keep in touch, right? I mean, not that I did with my actual real life friends when leaving for college, but…