I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?

These two have me starting to believe that being wealthy and famous from an incredibly young age with no one around to set boundaries or ever tell you no might actually be a bad thing.

Well, the nature of these things means there will never be iron-clad evidence. It's pretty unlikely people are going to make a paper trail of their illegal collusion with a foreign government (Trump's current idiocy notwithstanding). But former Iranian President Badisadr, a noted moderate, has claimed it's true, as…

But Madam Secretary had noticeably dipped in quality by that point! It's an era of peak television and that's how she spends her time?!? Is that the kind of person you trust with their finger on the button?!?

You know, for how hyped people are about the Russia collusion, it's like everyone forgot that Reagan personally negotiated with Iran to not release American hostages until after the election, so it would potentially help him instead of assuredly helping Carter. Like, this Russia collusion stuff is definitely bad, but…

They're just a ripoff of The Ascotties, anyway

Well, maybe they're less thinking it's a place for sheltered children and more thinking it's a place where woman of any age can go without being demeaned and threatened.

Ain't nothing more punk than an moneyed old white man belittling a woman for not being attractive enough to him.

I think that's one of the most overlooked problems of her campaign. I'm not a Hilary supporter, but she's obviously a smart policy wonk. But they kept having her make cringe-worthy vines and putting out tone deaf shit about how she's like your abuela. She's fatally lacking in charisma, but that's not necessarily a…

Fair

So calling free college tuition a pipe dream, saying universal healthcare will never happen, and opposing a $15 minimum wage are progressive? Aggressively pursuing military action against Iran? Calling for nearly the exact same actions in Syria as Trump has undertaken? Let me know when I hit the progressive stuff.

Again, not trying to be a dick here (no pun intended) but a website with policy proposals is very different than a well-articulated message. I don't think anyone but the staunchest of right-wingers would accuse her of not having extensive policy ideas. But hell, Ralph Nader's got a damn warehouse full of extremely and…

To me, that was the most outrageously deceitful argument of the entire election. Shit, by that logic most social advances shouldn't be pursued — "If we cured AIDS tomorrow, would that end racism?" "If we perfect solar power tomorrow, would that end racism?"

I'm honestly not trying to troll or start an argument here, but what would you say her message was? And that's not really a Hilary-specific question, I guess, because beyond "I'm not a Republican" I have a hard time discerning the message of the majority of democratic politicians.

"If voters actually called his bluff, his failure would have set progressive causes back a generation."

So…no women are criminals?

I, too, would like to, uh, express my fondness for that particular brand of employment-based repetitiveness

Please! Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense!

So lazy and surly…

Technically not a union, but a fraternal order. While effectively functioning as a union at this point in its history, we can thankfully exclude it from the ranks of labor unions and leave their good name unsullied. Or…less sullied, I suppose.