Now I can't wait for a really boring B99 review that starts to taper off in the middle and then…

If there's a second season, I want an episode about those two. The glimpses we get of their relationship are so great, I want more of them.

I believe that would also earn you an MFA in film

As only someone who graduated top of his class Harvard Law can

She should tell us what she wants. What she really, really wants.

Yeah, it's like gaslighting has taken human form

You…uh, have more faith in the police than i do

I know that pointing out the hypocrisy of these people is a tired point by now, but it's pretty much the textbook definition of it to star in a commercial about how you need guns to murder people for calling you a homophobe and then accuse others of being too easily outraged

You are technically correct, a good-approaching-great kind of correct

Look, we all know Cousin Earl ain't quite right…

Then with that realization, I actually said to myself, “That makes the most sense ever.” (Please note that I censored myself in this story. For the children.)

The sense of irony part was the best and what makes me love this show so much. I feel like saying they don't party and haven't traveled are obvious observations any hack comedy writer could throw out about babies, but singling out that they lack a proper sense of irony is sublime in a way I can't put into words.

/editors of Mad Magazine offer Dikachu job as chief editor

What I've always wondered is at what point in your career can you get away with this? I mean, sure, when you're winning Oscars and starring in critically-acclaimed movies it's all good. But what about when you're just starting out? Like, was he living on the streets for 6 months so he could really nail the role of…

Yes, it's amazing how they just now realized that an organization like a state government which has over 40,000 direct employees and is responsible for everything from education to crime control to road maintenance and beyond somehow requires money to operate.

Really, this is pretty ok by me. As much as I would love to hear the unreleased stuff, Prince was pretty fucking clear on his wishes about his music re: streaming, unreleased tracks, etc. If it takes some bullshit legal battle to unintentionally honor his wishes, so be it.

I thought S2 wasn't as good as S1, but mostly because of the terrible central romance and Dev's veering into MRA territory when he was upset about (she didn't "use" him, she was his friend, and it's creepy that he can't tell the difference). But the eps that focused on other characters, especially the Thanksgiving…

You know we're living in a golden age of television when you take a show like The Americans for granted

Effes! According to the can, it's the number one beer in terms of sales for any beer produced by a country bordering the Mediterranean. Which is a super specific thing to brag about, and it's not particularly good, but any port in a storm.

I'm in the Kurdish region of Iraq, so booze isn't at all hard to come by in non-Ramadan times. It's actually so surprisingly easy to come by that the first time I was here I felt compelled to ask a local friend how there were so many liquor stores, given Muslims aren't supposed to drink. Which is how I learned this…