So you're saying McDonald's is finally single? Now's my chance!

What do they breathe? Ain't no air in space!

I believe you men to say he had FUCKING OWNAGE OF SPATS AND FUCKED THE CHARLESTON UP LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

Faaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrt

"Taxes should be higher" against "taxes should be lower" is a difference of opinion. "Sand Hook actually happened" against "Sandy Hook was a false flag operation designed to implement mass gun control (which never happened) so let's constantly harass grieving parents who just had to bury their young children" is not.

Oy. For controlling literally every aspect of our society, white people sure are thin-skinned about this shit. Anyway, the entire point is that Spielberg is most emphatically not twirling his mustache and intentionally only making films about white dudes. That's not how racism works! The central point of my argument…

This kind of comment is more annoying that outright racism, to be frank. Sure, Spielberg is just "seeing people as people and stories as stories." Except, the only people who's stories he sees fit to make are almost exclusively white men. The same goes for Hollywood in general. There's a reason the people who have to…

If I don't make, tell the net I said "hello"

"Thanks for everything, have a gun" — Phil Spector

When someone tries to assassinate multiple politicians, I have to strain to think of a way that's not political.

In case you weren't completely convinced about Hollywood's unrepentant misogyny, there's a director out there who thinks Casey Wilson is overweight

I remember once seeing an interview with a teammate of his who wasn't very impressed with Doc for whatever reason and somewhat huffily pointed out that by the 7th inning or so, the speed had overtaken the LSD, so it wasn't that impressive a feat.

I feel like the people who use that phrase will also be very quick to tell you they have a Black friend, which is why that joke wasn't offensive

Don't I know it. My girlfriend worked at his pizza place the entire time I was in high school, which is why no one ever met her

Yeah, this is right up there with Cee Lo's "She didn't say no because she was incapacitated, so therefore it can't be rape" argument.

Am I the only one who thinks discussing the trial of a man who has reportedly drugged and raped over 50 women is maybe not the best time to try out witty zingers?

I'm a fan of his plan to nationalize Adele. The privatization of pop stars is theft!

Hey everyone! A white man is going to explain why people of color shouldn't complain about things! Let's all gather 'round and listen to this fresh perspective!

I refuse to believe O'Neal does not actually constantly have bourbon in his coffee. My guess is this recommendation is just a way to throw people off, making them think it's merely some kind of boutique flavored coffee.

A lot of the sources get pretty technical, but this report from the council is a great place to start for the lay reader, even though it's pretty dense itself. There's not really too many good summaries out there, for a variety of political reasons:
https://www.ncjrs.gov/pdffi…