I was just on that website to get directions on how to get away from that website!

Not-at-all-fun fact about the NFSC: through several panels during the Obama administration, they conclusively demonstrated that every forensic "science" method other than DNA is just completely make believe. Hair analysis, fingerprint analysis, shoe print analysis, gun residue, etc. are all just the complete guesswork…

Like punching a guy in the dark

Hey, If you're looking for a better steak in an arcade setting, you are shit out of luck.

Out of the curiosity of seeing his face after all these years, I looked up his imdb profile and…man, if he hadn't fallen into voicing Shaggy in a wide variety of Scooby Doo properties, I'm pretty sure he'd be homeless now. And yet, it feels like not that long ago he was in everything.

I truly and sincerely hope this lawsuit also names reverse vampires, working in conjunction with the RAND corporation…

With all that's going on, I could really use some swank right now. I just don't hope I get addicted to it…

Well my father did, and he didn't give his right arm just so some fancy-pants tv network could steal the ideas of hardworking Americans!

I always watch horror movies with my bulldog. She doesn't bark at the screen, but comforts me greatly because I know were anything in the house, she would freak the fuck out. Therefore, as long as she is calm, I don't have to be too scared. In unrelated news, I think there is nothing wrong with an adult man needing…

No lie — Mark Davis has a specific barber he drives over 4 hours round trip to get that haircut from. Like…you can't even parody rich people sometimes.

But the price is on the can, though

There is a reason something like 60% of registered Democrats believe Russia hacked vote totals, and that's why Trump won. Something not even Hillary or the DNC are claiming.

No, he's written editorials about how dumb it is to accuse Russia of hacking without any evidence. That is very different than just a blanket dismissal of the accusation.

Well, at least liberals are keeping up the hard-earned wisdom of the 2000 election: blame it on leftists and avoid introspection at all costs. It works so well, that's why they control every branch of government!

Hellz yeah to the OP. Fun story: my dad used to live in Malaysia, where there's an very insulting term for white people, orang putus, which is often shortened to OP. The first time he saw the sign for that place he couldn't stop laughing all night.

Nah, it's just as refreshing unpretentious as the rest of Iowa. I mean, it's all there in the name. You will not be surprised by a loose meat sandwich.

You shut your whore mouth. Loose meat is by far superior — it's the simplicity. If you have good beef, there's no need to drown it in fake-ass ketchup/bbq/whatever that sloppy joes have.

Couldn't agree more. To paraphrase Seinfeld, I'm not offended so much by the red face as I am by the fact that it's just a terrible, unfunny, go nowhere joke. It serves no purpose and could so very easily be removed without hurting anything (hell, its removal would likely make the show better).

Definitely. At first I thought it was going to be a rather trite "Kimmy acts on bad information and makes a fool out of herself" type of moment, but instead it turned out to be fairly touching. A nice zag instead of zig.

Uh, Ph.D. candidates usually take at least two years of courses.
Source: my experience getting a Ph.D. and working in a Ph.D.-granting department