You don't need to use the term "globalist." You can just say Jew.

I think the thing I love most about you folks is your complete inability to come up with mocking names that even make sense. Borat does kinda sound like Barack, but "Ostalin?" Come on, at least OBummer was close. Christ, it's like you're not even putting effort into being racist anymore!

Especially when it's slathered in a batch of CancerAids

Especially when it's slathered in a batch of CancerAids

Wait, what? He's actually a great guy, good father, and wonderful president? Shit! I wish someone had explained that to me already. I'm convinced! Thank you for the helpful information, kind sir!

Man, this would be great news if I was one of the very small number of people attending this!

Also, their first statement said they were shocked to learn about this, while this statement says they've known about these accusations for months. Why, it's almost as if their stories don't add up!

Every time something good happens to men you say it's some kind of
madness. Or I'm drunk. Or I ate too much candy. Well I saw a real beta cuck! And I wish for once my fellow internet commenters would have decency and kindness to believe me.

Yes, it was made by a Black person and focuses on America's racial problems. But we already knew that, so we didn't need your dog whistley anger at its success to explain that to us.

Do you have the URL? …asking for a friend

Wait, you're telling me Andrew Garfield loves lasagna and hates Mondays?

I get that like so many people he's devolved into more-or-less a parody of himself by now, but I think people short shrift how impactful his early shit was (Roger & Me holds up and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise) and how integral he was in paving the way for documentaries to be seen as a viable, mainstream form…

I bet you have a lot of strong feelings about how you get in trouble for saying N***er even though they say it all the time!

From the title, I was really hoping this was a humorous spin on Slaughterhouse Five, but this sounds fine, I guess

Well you see, being a horrible person for money is far better than just being a horrible person. Because…um…capitalism?

Arrooo

Counterpoint: insurance CEOs need one more ivory backscratcher more than your stupid poor Grandmother needs to continue living

Even Josh Duhamel wouldn't DVR this!

I always liked TruTV's ad campaign during the NCAA tournament that was basically "Hey! We're a real channel! Watch us sometime!"

Have you never had Wrigley's Hint-o-Weed flavor before?