Die Hard, explosions, etc.

What in the name of Ras H. Tafari is going on with this ice cream?

This post seems pretty aggressive for the announcement of a new ice cream flavor. If only O'Neal had access to some sort of cheap substance that would help calm him down and mellow him out.

She bought it last Smarch!

If there's one upside to the world, it's that no matter what people like, you can pretty much always find something horrible about it to shame them with. God bless the internet.

Hating gay Nazis is so complicated — does it make you a heroic antifa or a bigoted homophobe? Gah! Why can't hate be simple like it used to be?!?

Yeah, without getting too spoilery, I've been pleasantly surprised with how this show has handled the white characters. It would be super easy for all of them to just be terrible cliches or strawmen, but even the assholes are presented as real people. The coffee shop scene is a great example, because I was totally…

Those of you familiar with scrappybilly's efforts to outlaw teenage rudeness would be shocked to learn he was once a teenage street punk himself

Shhh…this ruins the illusion that coastal people are all urban and sophisticated and not at all responsible for our national mess. That's why only intelligent New Yorkers could elect a progressive like Guiliani, who would never support Trump or any backward politics.

It is now, always has been, and always will be perfectly acceptable to punch Nazis in their stupid fascist faces. Hell, not acceptable, but the moral duty of every upstanding person in the world.

But I think the reviewer is being too harsh toward Reggie/too lenient to the cop to say Reggie handled it poorly. He's a college student at a party — he's got every right to be pissy when a cop asks him, and only him, for ID for no reason. Beyond the fact that in most states you're not legally required to identify…

Well, I've definitely seen a video wherein one of them was on blackface, so that's pretty racist

You gotta listen to the barks it's not barking, man

I meant it more along the lines that we shouldn't cast judgement upon others because they prefer to idle away their time in a slightly different manner than we do

This is a perfectly fine take (and one I agree with!). The only problem is when it is applied to other people. Just because you and I like having a moment of nothing-to-do-but-stare in the midst of our busy lives doesn't mean others do or should.

Well…in as much as there ever were avenues for advancement, they were only available to white people. And even, only a fairly specific brand of white people. Which actually does kinda explain the racist backlash, because now even a lot of white people are being treated the way literally every other person has always…

You know when the guy that brought us the show "women are all dumb slut bitches and hey dudez! let's drink some beer and watch women bouncing on trampolines!" is the voice of reason in a healthcare debate that maybe things have gone a bit off the rails.

I thought I gave up stealing luxury automobiles with commenters on pop culture websites years ago, but every time I think I'm out, they pull me right back in…

Where do people get the absurd idea she's out of touch with common folks?

Did he recommend a slow, steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology? I believe that's the ticket to weight gain.