"I’ll admit my tolerance for such behavior is low, especially when it appears likely to impact Bob’s ability to make the most of a rare opportunity to bring in some serious cash"

Never had good songs? The strike song is one of the best songs in the history of the show!

Well, I haven't done one of these in a while…

That's some good reckless driving, Mr. President

Well when you're actually doing the work, there's no crowd chanting your name. And I'm 99% confident that's the only reason he was campaigning in the first place.

Or at least had a better idea of which shit you are and are not too old for

Hey! Leave my buddy Curt out of this! He didn't do anything, and furthermore…ohhhhh, now I get it.

Yeah, I mean it's kinda beating a dead horse at this point, but this reaction of his was probably pretty easy to see coming when his entire campaign consisted of him insisting he would solve intractable world problems in an afternoon. And now he's the kid who bragged the entire busride to the pool actually standing up…

'Cause I don't want ass prints all over my Oklahoma!

Then the AV Club would go back to covering TV shows?

Yup, and see how your polite challenge has stopped him from promoting the Bell Curve!

But literally no one is violating her free speech rights. Because, as has been pointed out roughly one billion times, free speech doesn't mean you have the right to any platform you want.

In apologizing for Scalia, you also technically have to apologize for Thomas

It grates because he loves everything he eats. Not just enjoys it, but claims it to be the best he's ever had. I get that in large part it's a genial show that relies on a symbiotic relationship with the restaurants, but he could be at least less than fucking enthused about something once.

/confused Bailiff reading from gigantic legal code book

Since I'm sure you'll only resent the pity of an internet commenter, I'll simply hope that you're one of the statistically insignificant number of 40-year-old single women who ever find their fair prince.

The greater question is what the 10% of thingies are that you use

For the first time in history, an Irishman's knowledge is useful!

The absolute worst kind of huckster is the kind that straight-up admits they're lying about these horrible things to make a buck. Somehow them actually believing this horrid shit would make it not as bad. I mean, it's one thing to wage a ridiculous crusade based on complete bullshit that harms many because you're a…

No! Joey Jo Jo! Wait!