Come on. We've had way fatter and older presidents.

How brave of this guy to stand on stage next to Trump without making any fuss or saying anything publicly about how Trump is bad until much later when public opinion has turned even more so against Trump. A real hero for our time.

Are you joking? You're joking, right? Hilary literally called for the bombing of Syria this morning

He may have cuck madness, but that's no excuse for cuck rudeness!

"And that’s not to mention the people who demand organic products but will also freak out at the sight of a bug or won’t buy something that’s even a little bit misshapen or with a tiny brown spot on it."

Rumor has it's the perfect car for a b-e-a-utiful girl like me

Well, someone needs to. Because right now they suck and the suck hard, if we go by electoral outcomes of…oh, pretty much every office in America.

Because it's simple — literal decades of Conservatives repeatedly loudly insisting that the only people who receive any government assistance are lazy, criminal minorities. Thus even when white people are directly on obvious government assistance like welfare (not to mention the scores more varieties of less-visible…

I preferred Chapelle's line to the effect of them being in on the heist and just not liking their cut.

The AV Club
Etc.

Wait, this website employs people who haven't seen Archer?

I'm glad I'm not the only one getting sick of this. This website used to actually discuss pop culture, and now it seems it's just dedicated to newswire articles about every single thing Benediktsson does. When did this become a political website?!?

I kid you not, we had a faculty meeting in the fall where the Dean made a rare appearance to tell us about the severe cuts that were coming as we had to trim $48 million out of our college's operating fund. Roughly 20 hours later I turned on the school's football game where the announcers were gushing about the…

Well, getting it is not necessarily terribly difficult (I mean, it ain't easy, but it's usually pretty clear what's expected of you and then you just need to kill yourself through overexertion for about six years). The bigger problem is finding a tenure-track job in the first place, as more and more institutions are…

My parents actually met when my mom was walking down the street and my dad told her to smile followed by "Fuck you bitch! What are you, fucking deaf or just a c*nt?"

That's why we have to tell them to keep off of there!

That's some good reckless driving, juztpassingby

As a college prof, this is the bane of my existence. I've taken to shouting "EYES UP!" really loudly at people before walking directly into them, which has become fairly effective.

Given his famed method ways, I can only assume DDL is actually now an expert dress maker. Which sets us up for the reality show/clothing line we never knew we needed but always secretly wanted.

I think you could make a serious argument that this capped a run (starting with 1999) that was the best string of albums ever put out by a single artist.