I dunno, Chief. It's pretty easy to beat a suspect in shackles.

Hey! Sometimes at parties people are rude to Tim Allen, which is really worse, if you think about it.

Bingo. This is why the idea of "political correctness" makes so much sense to them, and only them. Because they apparently can't conceive of anyone not being a hate-filled bigot, they have to assume that anyone who doesn't use racial slurs or hateful stereotypes has to be just faking it to look good, not genuinely…

Yeah…but he said there'd be sandwiches…

Night Ranger, man. Niiiiight…Raaaaanger

I'm partial to "Damn…she got the drop on ol' Reggie. If them was guns, Reggie'd be dead now!"

We're not skunks. We're skunk people.

From college freshman year experience, I can tell you that if you try to make skittlebrau with cheap, shitty beer, it will for some reason instantly begin foaming up uncontrollably, so much so that most of the beer ends up in your shitty dorm room carpet before you even get to the tiny sink. Which you then have to…

Yeah, but a prof at a major state school, I can assure you that having a college degree is largely incidental to having any form of knowledge or intelligence.

"all-around lovable goofball"

"pick up cash and keep your integrity*"

"Your ideological foes need to be vanquished with arguments"

They did — his name was Milo and they loved him until it turned out he's pro-child fucking

Automatically dismissing the notion of calling anyone a Nazi, even when the person themselves proudly proclaims their Nazi affiliation, is one of the most dangerous knee-jerk political reactions existing today

Well…ok, so the other thing. That actually hurts more. But the lack of respect hurts the second most!

Has someone checked on Whovian to make sure the hashtag piece hasn't sent him into a conniption fit?

We can be two things!

Something that works just fine but is changed for no real reason, upsetting its regular users.

Q: Why did God create Dominos pizza?
A: To punish mankind for its complicity in the Holocaust!

First Europe would have to have far left politics for this be a valid criticism