Yeah, but then you only eat the chocolate O'Reilly and are annoyed by the box after box of vanilla and strawberry O'Reilly sitting in your freezer.

This article was thought-provoking, but it would have been more entertaining if he peppered it with Indian catchphrases and references to Ganesha

Apropos of nothing, the memory I always associate most with Stairway is from my freshman year of college when a band nerd down the hall in the dorms revealed he'd never heard the song. When we all expressed shock, he snorted and said "I don't listen to punk rock" and walked away.

I'm more of a "Donny Don't" man, myself. I always try not to do what Donny Don't does.

Oh my God, it was not He that betrayed us, but we that betrayed Him!

"Bazinga!"

Joey-JoJo, wait!

Wow! How does he keep up with hiphop like that?

I still see a lot of people doing this, so I must ask — are we forced to spell the movie's name with a number in it? A seven doesn't even look like a V! It makes no sense!

Quite the opposite, I feel like it's exactly because they come from the business world they have so many insane incompetents. Because business people are notoriously outcomes based — every decision is judged by whether it led to more profits or not. So while the world is incredibly complex and whether a product or…

He's been to LA a bunch of times. He has other friends.

It's true! We're so lame!

The video is labeled "Dad Vader" while the person in question is clearly using a Kylo Ren lightsaber. I mean, what are we to believe, this is some sort of magic lightsaber?

Did you ever see the episode where a person they outed turned out to be a public official who killed himself while the camera crew waited outside? And they still for whatever godforsaken reason played that shit on tv? The show was always gross exploitation, but that's where it crossed the line into the very definition…

If you wanted to comment about the Wire, you needed to comment last week. These comments go to an article that will be posted next week.

Maybe Trump should just condescendingly explain that these changes are needed to continue to deliver output and that Congress makes up, at best, like 1.5% of the population that reads his tweets, so they can't really complain about the changes taking place.

True story: I had a roomie in my early 20s who worked at Best Buy and found out that employees can get anything in the store for 10% over wholesale. So I got super excited about the prospect of getting an awesome giant tv for super cheap, only to find out it would be like $20 less under that deal. The super fancy HDMI…

God damnit, now I'm going to have to watch an episode of Dr. Ken.

No joke, that was the hardest part of quitting smoking for me. At one point, I would just leave my desk and go stand outside in the cold for 5 minutes for no reason. It was helpful, but it also makes you look really weird, to be just standing behind a building at a loading dock, doing absolutely nothing.

Ahem…squeakuel