Nobody's going Catholic! We have enough children as it is…

My favorite was leaving the theater after Punch Drunk Love in a small college town, where a number of dude-bros were visibly upset at having just accidentally sat through art when they clearly expected an Adam Sandler movie.

I believe he asked for citations, not randomly listed numbers with no evidence

See, you joke, but combining weight lifting and getting high changed my life dramatically. As someone who hates exercising, finding out that there's a form of exercise that only requires about 10 seconds of work and then a minute or two of just sitting around and can be done stoned off your ass is single-handedly…

Oh, so the cast of Happy Endings are as friendly and wonderful as I always dreamed they would be? Thanks for twisting that knife even further universe. Just bring the damn show back already!

Come on — if I learned anything from the Casey Affleck comment section, the real crime is that this pesky rape admission has followed him his entire life. That's just unfair, apparently.

Man, there's really an "I bent my Wookie" joke in here somewhere, but it's been a long day

Everything about your comment is wrong. But here's the two biggest:

As requested, I'm not here to rake you over the coals, but there is one major flaw in your logic, specifically: "we're supposed to look at things with an "innocent until proven guilty" perspective"

The idea that people being abusive online are only doing so because of the anonymity is a notion that never had any empirical support and should have been put to bed a long time ago. But now, with the election of Trump, it should be blazingly clear to everyone that the internet is not some alternate reality where no…

/audience laughs for five minutes straight

Totally things that don't happen in America!

I'm not a huge fan

Well call it the David Brent/Ricky Gervais phenomenon.

Sure, on the one hand, you've got multiple women who were sexually harassed. But on the other hand, you've got a guy who had to endure winning the most prestigious award in his field while a person didn't profusely applaud him.

Also, the idea that three extra movies, out of the literal thousands of movies released every year, somehow dilutes the collection is so laughable I was genuinely convinced they were both being ironic at first. They talk about seeing three more movies as if it's some Sisyphean task no mere mortal could ever complete.

Yeah, but all he did was repeatedly and knowingly violate multiple federal laws. It's not like he's some kind of monster that got an extra $20 in their EBT account through an accounting error and selfishly used it to buy food for their children.

Dag nabbit, I ain't fer it, I'm aggin it!

Interestingly enough, all three are loosely based on Sergio Leone films

I couldn't find any information on "how Dewey planet error stack." Would you like me to search the web for that?