Voice command and touch screen are so depressing to me because I hate using them, but they're so clearly the way the world is heading. So I know that in short time I'm going to be that crazy old man who refuses to use dominant technologies and will give a good talking-to to any whippersnapper who questions me.

No way. Only game without a clock is something to be cherished and celebrated, not crowd-focused and changing-for-the-sake-of-changing like the NFL.

Can't? Or won't?

The problem with giving him a platform is that his words do real harm to marginalized people. In addition to the widely-cited story of the trans student in Milwaukee he outed who then subsequently received so much abuse they had to drop out of school, and in addition to the demonstrator who was shot by a Milo backer…

This has to be the most Maher moment possible. Peak-Maher, if you will. Because his comments about this can more-or-less be summarized as:

No need for molded rubber here. This is pure Hemsworth.

But to rich white dudes, that is being liberal. Quit being so concerned about your niche concerns about women stuff, and concentrate on the universally-important right of white men to say and do whatever they want without consequence! You're what's ruining the democratic party!

I'm sorry. I hereby apologize for the entirety of the internet, which somehow has anything to do with what we're talking about. What exactly are you getting at here, friend?

"I'm going to call these people a bunch of close-minded morons and somehow them reacting negatively to being insulted is going to prove whatever point I'm trying to make"

I feel like he's created a new, highly-specific form of drag only he's doing.

Look, I get the calls for civility, I genuinely do. But some people need to be told to fuck off. "Taxes should be higher" against "taxes should be lower" is a debate that should be civil and respectful. "Taxes should be higher" against "Trans people are sexual predators!" is not a debate and the person making the…

That's not even Taylor Swift's real hat!

Leaves of grass my ass!

Q: What kind of price would we all have to pay to have the National Parks service run a renegade twitter account?
A: The Price is Alt-Right

And hey, it only took several years and an unending stream of harassment and physical violence toward marginalized people caused directly by his speeches!

It's so very true

I believe there has never been a better time for the "Why Not Both?" meme

Does Bono prefer the actual, tangible results in the real, actual world that Mike Pence has achieved in Indiana? You know, the one who saw an outbreak of HIV in the state he ran due to his actual, tangible results in the real, actual world?

You're more animal than (wo)man!

"Tonight thank God it's them instead of you"