Hey everyone, get a load of this asshole who wants to consume media not produced by people with wealthy and/or famous parents! Let's send him back to Communist Russia!

Only man to ever wear a do-rag to court and win

You know, I think it's as important as ever to remind people that trains were no more on time in either fascist Germany or fascist Italy than they were in other nations at the time or before/after fascism in those nations.

As long as those meddling kids and that dog of theirs don't screw things up!

Truly a return to form after the odd synth-pop experimentation of Vol. 2

Hey, there's no Congressman Less Moore!

HULK HAVE EXTENSIVE CITATIONS FOR ANTHROPOGENIC NATURE OF CLIMATE CHANGE!

Today I truly know I've commented on the AV Club far too long when I'm making stupid puns without even realizing it…

I can't wait until Michael Moore's grandson debuts Jack & Me, his searing expose of how White destroyed Detroit's economy by shutting down the vinyl factory and moving it to Mexico despite making record profits.

Uh…See, uh…to tell you the truth, I'm, uh…I was just…I'm just killing time here. I was waiting for a well, a different…different awards show to start.

"I read elsewhere (I forget)"

You know how the only saving grace of Twitter is that it's online, and you can shut it off and walk away from it? What this speaking tour proposes is what if instead Twitter were actually two human beings who somehow get paid to be like that?

Phew! For a second there, I thought we as a society might have been in danger of not paying any attention to the Cubs winning a world series after so long. If Burns doesn't mark the occasion, would most people even know it happened?

Just like when those plucky underdog Red Sox were able to win the World Series with only the second highest payroll in baseball. It was a comeback story for the ages!

And what if your family don't like hoodies? What if they like, let's say, cigarettes instead?

Sometimes I get really down about the state of the world, and then I see that on Twitter a talking shark is sticking it to a fast food chain for not officially announcing whether or not they're giving free food to a rock band, and I remember that everything's going to be alright.

Related question: When does Vin Diesel begin production of The 25th: Time for Incapacitation?

Counterpoint: Your weird concern-trolling is weird and unnecessary. You see, it turns out one is capable of both mocking the fact that rich clueless white lady combined the names of two prominent movies with heavily-Black casts and participating in the wider movement to fight against racism. It's kinda like how…

Will you be at the theater to personally respond to each of our criticisms?

You can really see Bush's straining to not say "Come on, you don't expect me to remember the name of every Black movie, right? I mean, they all seem to have the same script or actors or something, because they all look exactly the same. How am I supposed to tell them apart?!?"