Not to mention that no one seems to remember a time not too long ago when we tried mass anti-Russia hysteria and it didn't turn out super well. Maybe we should try being grown ups about things this time?

I see there is not yet specifically a Jar Jar Binks joke, so let this serve as notice that character was little enjoyed and could be excised from the Star Wars universe in this theoretical timeline on the show.

Linda Rondstadt?!? How did he get her?

As long as they keep the sweet shred-metal-by-way-of-midi-keyboard soundtrack, I'm in!

This was so generous I now have an unrequited adoration for the frustrated, agitated, designated, alienated spokesman for the disaffected grunge generation

If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room

I don't know his name, but I can tell you he ain't much of a digger…

To be fair, Christmas time is here…

So then I says sez to Mabel, I says sez…

You joke, but my family just got done exchanging gifts and I got a nice pair of kitchen shears and union-made socks, and I'm stoked. Also, I am definitely well into my 30s…

Yeah, these after-5 p.m. posts on a Friday really belie the whole "slowing down for the Holidays thing." Is Sam currently stuck at the house of a relative he doesn't like or something?

Whenever Ryan Phillippe is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where is Ryan Phillippe?"

Or in this case, no matter how terrible and inexplicable that excuse may be

I'm back home in God's country, so I'm drinking my body weight in Surly Furious

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"

I'm losing my annual college bowl pool pretty badly right now because Houston stepped all over their dicks instead of winning a game they should have comfortably won. Boo to them.

I used to date someone like that (who was not coincidentally, a white woman from a rich family). She had a younger brother who was gay, which she seemed to think gave her some sort of activist street cred and would bring it up constantly, even in completely unrelated situations. Making things even odder, said gay…

Even more fun, the Catholic church officially abandoned the concept of limbo not too long ago, because they're trying to make major inroads in many nations ravaged by AIDS and malnutrition wherein a large number of babies die very early. It was either reverse course on a concept they've believed in for centuries or be…

Duffman believes in a woman's right to choose! Oooohhhhh yeeeaaah!

I think it's more that people got tired of his specific brand of demagoguery and fearmongering and simply moved on to other outlets. The issue isn't so much people thought "hey, this guy's too crazy" but more "hey, this other person is saying even crazier shit! Let's watch them instead!"