Funny, this would explain that great disturbance I just felt, as if 177,000 nerds all cried out at once

#panderingtowhovian

They backed dump trucks of money up to their houses! They're only human!

/@cinecraft:disqus adjusts his monocle
"Well, I appreciate the tuba solo, but I could do without the 'wooo.'"

And to think, @tony_chooch:disqus : You laughed when I bought TicketMaster. "Nobody's going to pay a 100% service charge."

Or the fucking autoplay vids. Come on, AV Club, that's the fucking dry hump of advertising schemes.

For an even better deal, if you just give me $5, I'll shout "HEY, REMEMBER STUFF FROM WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER?!?" into your face repeatedly.

Babe…

I'd pay good money to see that

This kind of situation always reminds me of one of my favorite lines from China, IL when someone presented Babycakes with a difficult decision and he shouts "Quit Sophie'n my choice!"

Yeah, the idea that Obama didn't really understand racism is being a bit generous here. I think the real culprit is more along the line of "technocratic centrist doesn't like making controversial statements, no matter how factual they may be."

Exactly. The real enemy is, as any good Twilight Zone fan could have predicted, us. Even Jon Oliver copped to the fact that maybe he shouldn't have given so much free air time to Trump, but that it's hard to resist easy copy that also pulls in big ratings.

To be fair, they needed the space to champion little-known artists like Beyonce, Radiohead, or that Bowie guy. I mean, why waste space on a superstar like Staples when you could shine the light on these unknown up-and-comers who need the visibility?

I think I made my preference for dingers quite clear, sir

I felt like it was a bit on the nose to have Tandy say "bigly." But I've also been impatiently waiting for Will Forte to exasperatedly shout "Dinger!" at some point, so I guess I can't really claim the high ground on this one.

And that's exactly why this will last 3-5 episodes, tops. They're clearly just trying to make "Sweet Dee: The TV Show!" not realizing that everything that makes Sweet Dee as a character work is a) the ensemble, and b) the longer leash of basic cable. I mean, good on Kaitlin Olson for getting her own show, but this is…

I think it's more the standard "kids who grew up with these are now adults with disposable income who can be pandered to with cheap nostalgia."

Are we certain this isn't a Jesus-type thing? Like in some pre-defined amount of time there will be a giant purple cloud, and riding upon it will be He who died for our funkiness, judging both the living and the dead?

Hey, I'm starting to think there might be something to this super hero thing. They should try making movies about them, I bet they'd do really well.

But Kid Rock's bra bomb barely worked at all!