We're Earthlings! We should be blowing up earth things!

Mm hmm, well, that's…very good…for a first try. You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?

Sigh…it can be two things

No need to run for the treeline, friend! "I fear change" is now officially our national motto!

Have you just figured out how we stop president Trump? One faulty bomb-release mechanism and one cowboy hat and we're on to something…

Hey, the Supreme Court has clearly ruled it's my right to burn veterans in protest!

I would pay a significant amount of money to have Morrissey and Kanye go on tour together. I mean, I would never go to any of the shows, but I would read the shit out of the related press releases.

I once tried to quit glue, but had clearly chosen the wrong week to do so

I can't wear this. I'm not popular enough to be different!

Wouldn't the more puzzling part be how you said "Thanks Amy" and your dream friends somehow all knew that out of all possible Amys in the world, you were talking to Amy Schumer?

Richard Dawkins has a CV? What does it say "Condescending Asshole 1979-Present?"

Yeah, friendly recognition for all the times they got freaky in the DJ booth

Like you, I can't really wrap my head around it either, but there was a Mythbusters episode where they did run it several dozen times, and damned if the prize wasn't in that other door 2/3 of the time.

You mean Tosh.0?

But I thought we were trying to convince Dikachu to like punk

It's a very prestigious cuddle.

It wasn't listen in WOT, so I'm glad I stumbled upon it. Then I was all "New Bob's Burgers?!? Count this honkey in!"

Or, you know, being in a hospital, but however you like to phrase it.

So…healthcare and literacy are bad things?