I want one that you can sleep in. You know, an A.A. Gown.

I think you mean jive turkeys. You've got to sass it.

Plus his dad was a minister, so he comes by it honestly

Not just wishful thinking, embarrassing wishful thinking. Because before the election, when Trump fans said the election was rigged, it was the ranting of idiots with no connection to reality and hey everyone, get a load of this moron who thinks the American elections could be fucked with on such a level as to impact…

So when he called the Chinese people a "subspecies" that was somehow taken out of context? Could you maybe please supply the context wherein referring to people of color as a subspecies is not racist? Because that's not even a fucking dog whistle or coded, that's just him literally saying the Chinese people are less…

Well, no one who speaks German could be an evil man!

Well, if there's one thing we all know for sure Dr. King would have done, it would have been spending his time defending the rights of white dudes to make fun of queer people. That was, like, his number 1 priority in his later days.

Isn't this the best kind of conservative complaint?

Nah, this feels more like the kind of article that separates who believes in basic human decency and who does not. Comments like your are what lead to that CNN screenshot where they're sitting there debating the humanity of Jewish people. Which is also a conversation that many would claim you would be pilloried for…

Except that logic gets it exactly backwards, because it's Trump supporters who are constantly concerned about whom is fucking whom. Remember, it wasn't a bunch of lefties that initiated a bunch of bills about Trans people using the bathroom, or about who could get married, or [insert one of million other examples…

That show was so great I don't know whether to puke or piss, but I gotta piss

We were going to try to get him to comment, but he was not gonna take it

"This website used to be great."

False. Everything about that scene is fucking amazing. From the fact that apparently Scorpion bleeds fire and blows up if you cut him enough to the autographed photo of Johnny Cage somehow fluttering in at the end. That is the peak of fight scenes in all of film.

Mostly I was amused by a case of life imitating art.

The Onion presciently predicts it once again.

Look Trump is obviously an asshole and I'm not here to defend anyone voting for him.

/reads article decrying the treatment of Trump voters as a monolith

Yeah, when a headline promises both sausages and hot tubs, I'm expecting something sexier than this!

"Every white person in America gets called a "Racist" forty or fifty times a day every day."