Seeing this makes me feel the same way I feel at a lot of restaurants — I could draw a dick on the drywall I already have at home and it would be much cheaper and more convenient! I don't see why I have to pay $20 for a decent steak or pay shipping for penis-covered drywall. It's just throwing money away!

I understand your pain, and it never stops hurting. So here's what we do: we grease ourselves up real good…

Can we take a moment to mark the irony of "they're a Russian puppet!" shifting from the standard Republican denouncement of everyone they disagree with to the standard Democrat denouncement of everyone they disagree with? Couple that with the fact that Republicans have become the "Red" party, and a time traveler from…

Yeah, the one sliver of hope with Trump is that he doesn't really have any policy positions per se, and those that he does have, he contradicts constantly. There is some chance that he doesn't do that much crazy shit, mostly because there won't be thousands of people cheering him when he has to do the actual work.…

"Enthusiasm gap or not, you're supposed to vote for the person you actually think is best capable of doing the damn job"

Now do the Classical Gas sketch!

Oh day of days! My Av Club account magically works once again and I have back my upvotes! My precious, precious upvotes!

Hey, we campaign hard, we play hard!

Phew! Well, now when Hilary wins, we'll know who really swayed the tide.

*gasp* 400 hundreds dollars?!? That's, like, almost 500 hundred dollars!

Here in PA, every Pat Toomey add refers to his opponent Katie McGinty as Millionaire Katie McGinty said with the harshest, most vindictive tone possible, obviously trying to paint her as some out-of-touch rich person. Which is crazy, because the entire platform of the Republican party is that rich people are better…

Citizens of Paris: Sting, you really should rest. You'll wear yourself out.

And as this game proves, as long as MLB can feature one of its marquee franchises attempting to overcome a famous century-old title drought next year, the ratings should be just as strong!

Thank you! I'm sure this hot take will die down as the general fervor around it does, but this Game 7 doesn't hold a candle to '91. I get that it's the Cubs breaking the curse and yadda yadda yadda, but as actual games, I don't think anyone will ever top that one.

I'm starting to believe these gentlemen may enjoy the recreational use of marijuana. Given that it is illegal in most states, I sure hope I'm reading this wrong.

This is the same guy who devotes a whole page of Kitchen Confidential to the proper way to slice garlic, noting that if you do not do it exactly as he says, or if you have the temerity to use powers or pre-chopped garlic, that you should not be allowed to have garlic. The man who wrote that is complaining about people…

But what if you enjoy analyzing beer? Like, how does it hurt you or Bourdain?

Little known fact: Jim Croce hated tv cooks, leading to that original draft of the song

A newswire at 6:30 am? What kind of horrendous schedule do they force Vago to keep? "We need you in the office by 5 a.m. at the latest! Who knows what sort of important pop culture knowledge will happen before the sun rises!"

Making a dent in our nation's indefensible racist mass incarceration and allowing us to get high as fuck on the reg legally?