I was initially planning on seeing The Birth of a Nation opening weekend, but this movie has been a serious buying-a-cursed-doll-and-frogurt type deal:

There was one time these guys were playing at my house. I wrote a song about it! But it ended up infringing on one written years earlier.

We would, however, welcome Suge Knight orchestrating the murder of Leto.

I see you've played Wolvie-Veiny before

In a bit of irony considering the general focus of this interview, the idea that the NFL has a huge problem with domestic violence is actually a pretty racist trope with little connection to reality. The rate of domestic violence in the NFL is significantly lower than that of the general public, but the NFL is full of…

She has the kind of weighty breasts only straight Captain Holt could love

Oh my God! I was wrong! It was plastic beach all along!

Yeah! He may be shriveled and a chode, but he's not…what was that third thing?

In all fairness, though, I'm sure there actually are hours of them sycophantically praising him, because that's what the entire show was about. I mean, I'm sure it was of the completely disingenuous kind that everyone who desperately wants to be famous heaps upon anyone they think can help them become famous, but…

Eh, this is kinda interesting, but this article did remind me I need to torrentBall-Hog or Tugboat because I did indeed sell it back to the used store. Good Job, Newswire!

Inaprops, dawg

Ha! Jokes on you! Minnesota sports fans never enjoy it, because we're all too busy trying to figure out how they're going to fuck things up!

The key point you're forgetting with the ODB incident is that it was a Black man daring to show emotion during the game. If, say, a white quarterback did that, he would be an example of a fiery, gritty competitor whose outbursts demonstrate how much he wants it and how hard he works.

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Huh, not familiar with this show. Anyone have any strong opinions about which seasons are better than other seasons for me to watch?

Dang, I originally misread that as the British Pornographic Industry and was really intrigued.

"They seem like a weird band to live in Brooklyn"

You know, there was an episode of Happy Days when the Fonz literally jumped over a shark and it was awesome!

Is there a special section exclusively for Barb-related content? I need to know how to access the meaningful articles that deal with the most important aspect of the show and not have to wade through all this bullshit about the "plot" or "the characters who actually do something."

Perfectly fitting the AV Club, it's two things. One, it's a response to the inherent sexism of referring to all mixed-gender groups as masculine, and two, it's for recognizing that not everyone identifies with the gender binary and thus is neither o/a.