Girls, @Mr. Swearword. Gore Vidal buys the ashes of girls.

"Minus Richardson—who departed the group from 2006 to 2012"

"The outrageous things that he’s done—not immediately disavowing David
Duke? These are things that are obviously beyond the pale for any
previous political candidate"

Even better, making sure to point out that only some people were offended.

His presence is necessary so that the fans of the Tim Allen show can demonstrate conclusively that they're not racist because they "like the show with that Chinese guy that comes on afterward! How can I be racist if I like that show?!?"

HOT TAEK: The Vikings will be largely fine with Peterson, a running back who is clearly on the downside of his career and is far too expensive to justify resigning him, anyway.

That's one of my favorite music stories of all time — they do a few shows in Europe where they get booed mercilessly, so the drummer quits because he doesn't want to become a laughingstock. The tour goes on to become one of the most famous in the history of music. Truly the Wally Pipp of drummers…

He didn't do the coke, he only sold it. Man's gotta have a code, and Tim Allen's is never use your own stuff.

I missed it because I was in jail.

What are you talking about? I can't wait for the insightful and nuanced perspective only Joe Rogan can bring to this controversial topic!

He admitted it! Get him!

Aw man, but this would have gone so well with my $500 pair of Vans with authentic-looking "bored high school student doodles" all over them. When will the obscenely wealthy among us be able to buy rebellious fashion in peace?!?

He's especially bad when it comes to history or any of the social sciences. I remember a tweet of his that was something about how half the world speaks Spanish because the Italians were too busy building churches while Spain was exploring the world. This not only discounts all the exploring the Italians did (like,…

That dog has a poofy tail! Hehehe! Here poofy poofy!

Oh no! My monocle! I simply must quit reading the comments section.

That's exactly what Amy Poehler wants you to think…

Well…yeah. You do understand there's a huge difference between a white person portraying a Black person and the reverse, right? If not, you could google "blackface" and that should give you roughly 2 million reasons why those are extremely different things.

You British try to take credit for everything! Your small-minded xenophobia has nothing on ours! USA! USA! USA!

Oh no! Make sure to guard the sugar piles! They'll nick it if we let our guard down for a split second!

Didn't they collectively become Governor of Florida in an episode?