I like that he tried to hedge it a bit by pointing out that, sure, Hitler is bad. But that being said, isn't it funny how everyone hates the Jews? I mean, it's gotta be something about them, right?

Hey! Dr. Luke may be a scumbag and a rapist, but Hollywood Upstairs Music Production School is a fine institution and beyond reproach!

Tom Hanks likes big boats, and he cannot lie

On the one hand, sure, this is definitely how skynet begins.

Oh no! Who will take up their mantle of "ironically" appropriating Blackface in a desperate attempt to be edgy?

If Trump was president, Mexican auteurs would be filming on American soil, as God intended!

Damn, I only had to scroll down through 3 comments before I found the first example of transphobic bullshit. Please go fuck yourself.

/neigh

For a long period, one of the ways NY state was employing its prisoners was through psychic advice hotlines. I'm not certain if incarcerated felons are more or less able to do the job than liberal arts drop outs, but it definitely creates a funnier picture.

Where the hell is @Simpsons Quote Generator to post "This is why you shouldn't have dropped out of DeVry University" here?!?!? Come on gimmick accounts, we can't do all of your work for you!

Little Shop of Horrors is a national treasure and I will not have its good name besmirched with such a tepid review.

Screw that! I'm going to have my own Labor Day! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the Labor Day!

It's like he's in a competition to see who can be the most pretentious indie dude out there. "Thought my shit was twee white dude pretentiousness? You haven't seen anything! Here's a two-hour press conference where I explain how to pronounce track names!"

Indeed. I've always been of the mind that if your beloved Grandpa/Uncle/Brother/Sister or whomever fought and died over a piece of cloth, maybe the conversation should be more about their unhealthy obsession with fabrics.

This was actually just an elaborate set up to see how meta Jared Leto's going to go in his character work on the Chapter 27 remake.

Well, you see, that's why that specific point is arguable. Why, it's almost as if I explicitly made the point that while one couldn't unilaterally declare him the best, one could make an argument that he was.

The best in Mel Brooks' staggeringly-impressive troupe of regulars? Arguably.

Yes, but please remember it's not Esther Zuckerman's fault. She was born with the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter.

As pointed out upthread, though, pretty much all of those disparities disappear when controlling for income. It's the same with the whole scare around "crack babies" in the 80s — it turns out it wasn't crack, it's that they were all born to really impoverished people. If you compare those babies to non-crack exposed…

In their defense, perhaps it's his level of play that has people telling him to head to Canada