Now all I can picture is everyone in the Jurassic Park jeeps, watching in horror as the glass of water on the dashboard gets tiny ripples in it, signifying the deadly approach of a now-loose Morrisey

If I attend her show, will I finally find out her sexuality? All the intrigue has been driving me crazy — why won't she ever comment on it?!?

"He also draws on his mustache with a marker every morning"

Counter-Counter-Counter-Point:

Yeah, apparently many of his roles are straight from the Ricky Gervais school of "Turns Out They Weren't Really Acting"

Get them! You can have pizza in the morning! Pizza in the evening! Pizza at supper time!

Then he is well and cool and I encourage people to have nothing but respect in their debates with him.

But does his pro-life stance also extend to opposing capital punishment and all wars, which originally were just as major pillars to the concept of pro-life as opposing abortion? Or is he one of those convenience ones that seems to have forgotten those two and just focuses on the part that controls women's lives?…

I usually agree with everything you say, so please excuse this rare moment of disagreement, but it's kinda convenient that you can just wave away imperialism like that, right? I mean, here Asuka is saying that problems like racism ("super predators" and mass incarceration, which Clinton was a huge fan of at the time),…

I'd also like to think he'll be the textbook example of what's wrong with respectability politics. Though, on the other hand, maybe he's right — after all, had he just followed his own advice and pulled his damn pants up, maybe none of this would have happened in the first place.

Are you kidding me? Fuller wishes he could make something as good as the first season of Sex and Farts. Sure, it started to go downhill after they finally consummated their "will they/won't they," but overall, still a much better run than anything he's produced.

My reply was more along the lines of Boots', but same principle:

Agreed on both accounts — we are not that old, and physical media is necessary for road trips. I recently had a youth in my car that made fun of my CD organizer (and it's even one of the cool ones where you put the whole jewel case in, not the bullshit one where you just slide in the CD itself. I might need access to…

"We're a fake sad bar, not a real sad bar"

That's not a question, professor!

Sleeping quietly after a moth attack and @wafflicious:disqus is as dry as a bone!

I figured he could afford a much bigger kitchen. What are you spending your money on, Folds?

I know I'm sacrificing the immense amounts of cool kid street cred I've built up here over the years by saying this, but I'm legitimately excited to hear this, especially if they work on some new tunes.

Don't praise the @Velocirapstar:disqus !

Jamaican?!? I always thought you were some sort of outer-space potato-man…