When I first heard @avclub-30fc34e02dd931ceae4f02fdcdaf6b45:disqus and @avclub-c2f1c4ca8c389f37c0d3c838bb27ef25:disqus were joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie… Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing…like this comment thread.

Totally. I'm also for some reason irrationally annoyed by the over-used plot device of stoners finding some magical special weed that's so good it makes these regular smokers go into coughing fits. That's not how it works! Shitty weed makes you cough, good weed does not. I get that it's most likely done because you…

That film really hearkens back to a time when children were respectful of their parents enough to ask them permission to sleep with danger before doing so. Of course, that was before Obummer and his Kenyan socialism encouraged such things…

To be fair, I think folks disengaged because he didn't even attempt either of those things. Which seems like a pretty good reason to disengage.

It's what mom gives you $10 to go see whenever Uncle Oscar is around

Until you learn that there's a decent chance every raptor you saw was actually entirely in the guilt-addled psyche of the main character. Which…well, now that I've typed it, that's actually a Jurassic Park movie I'd be interested in watching.

You ever wonder when music associated with your generation shifts from being cool into being dad rock? Well, here's the process in real time!

…now look at your mom's records — they stink!

Did he then angrily demand they bring on Sha Na Na instead?

But none of the earn like Nicky Punto did.

I dunno…coastguard?

It's a bar that lets underage kids drink, but that's not important

What's down on the shore?

A half star is the lowest rating we have!

This idea is a real Bono-no.
/rimshot

Futurama explained the perils of dating your main mode of transportation much better, imo

Remember when Cartoon Network used to actually show music videos?

Black Widow can't dunk, but you should see the amazing assists she dishes out in half-court set plays

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mainstream, where shiny pop stars like Michael Jackson and Prince were
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