June 6th?!? But I want it now! Oh, isn't there anything faster than a microwave TBS programming schedule?

Well, was it good? Don't leave us hanging!!!

It doesn't? I specifically only eat female cows. I mean, I'm already eating the steak in a vain attempt to establish some shred of masculine identity. I ain't about to be eatin no gay steak.

I believe the furry sequel covers such an eventuality

Ow, my eye! The Dr. said I'm not supposed to get Lena Dunham's words in it!

Oh sure, he wasn't ugly. But he wasn't McHale. None of us are McHale.

Not to get too nerdy about it, but I'm an academic who studies policing, so I'm actually familiar with the empirical literature on this. The interesting thing is that while there are some bully types attracted to policing, the vast majority report really positive reasons for wanting to become police. It's almost…

This is an incredibly meta casting.

Sure, typically one has to give respect to get respect. But what American police are suggesting is: people can easily be beaten into respect. It's worked everywhere it's been tried! That's why people loved Saddam Hussein so much!

American police in a nutshell:

No, no we're capable of objectivity. We're incapable of objectivism.

To be fair, that's a pretty ambiguous question. Perhaps Trump thought it referred to the Krusty Komedy Klassic?

That guy makes Speedy Gonzalez look like Regular Gonzalez!

Who was your favorite Traveling Wilbury? Is it Jeff Lynne?

The headline was a bag full of rats!

Did we…did we just amicably settle a disagreement on the internet?

Ok, I should definitely just drop this, but I can't stand the thought of people thinking I'm wrong about labor issues on the internet!

Much like Futurama's Nixon, the Onion's Diamond Joe has so completely supplanted the real one in my imagination that I often forget it's a work of fiction

Off the top of my head, I know all of their cheeses are produced with prison labor, and much of their packaging has been accused of using slave labor, and a quick google search turns up a lot of unsavory accusations. They very conspicuously refuse to answer very simple questions about their supply chain (probably…

Errr, excuse me… which is the one people like to hug?