A very underrated line. Pretty much anytime I've inadvertently said something that causes someone else to ask "what did you just say?" I reply with some variation of this line.

I also especially love Wiggum responding with some variation of "he's got you there!"

Hey Homie, I can see your doodle!

Wankers

I don't feel like Martin's terribly wasted here, but that might be colored by the fact that it's one of the last guest stars who plays an actual character rather than just themselves, so I may be overestimating how well he was used.

Let's all celebrate ourselves by watching some royalty-free USFL footage!

Because s/he is a clueless white person who only knows the names of 2 rappers? I'm pretty sure it's the same reason why these type of people bring up Al Sharpton every time any issue involving race is discussed. It's their go-to, as the only Black person they can name.

This episode also presciently predicted the rise of Fox News' favorite argument strategy with the end of the great back-and-forth between Bart and Lisa on the handmade flags:

Giving back to the community is for suckers! Did you know these so-called "volunteers" don't even get paid?!?

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Hanging out with and slowly ruining a monkey website

I like the one about New Jersey!

"the soundtrack will be available in an exclusive vinyl edition"
Ooooo, that's good
"Aside from Morricone’s incidental music, the album includes snippets of Tarantino’s dialogue"
That's bad
"double 180 gram LP"
That's good
"snippets of Tarantino’s dialogue"
…can I go now?

I think the problem with Gervais is that we all saw The Office and thought "Wow, look at how well that guy plays an oblivious asshole! He must be a great actor!" until we realized that he wasn't acting.

If you need to do warm-up stretches before wanking it, you either need more exercise, or to share with us your avant garde vision of wankery…

What I love is that whenever a period piece is made with any characters of color in it, people come out screaming about how that's inauthentic because there were no Black people in England at that time!!!* And yet when this happens, they suddenly lose their strict adherence to historical accuracy.

Fuck you! Ecto Cooler is the best! It looks green, but tastes orange! What sort of magical witchcraftery is this?!?

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I've got the snark, I just don't know where to aim it.

Ha, I just got into an internet wormhole on ecto cooler last week (aided by being high and stumbling onto an airing of Ghostbusters). It actually continued to live past Shoutin' Orange Tangergreen for awhile as Crazy Citrus Cooler and was available as late as 2011. Though my favorite find was the the Hi-C wikipedia…

Carhold!

That's not God, that's a waffle Bart threw up there last week!