Phew! Finally a white person is going to explain to Black people how to live their lives and conduct their political movements. Why didn't anyone think of that earlier? This will solve everything!

This is no time for political division! It's time for all Americans to come together and proclaim that Mexicans are all drug using rapists!

It's also a good reminder that "Oh, but he's a family man" or "But she's such a good mother!" are not the defense of character that so many people seem to think they are. As this doc shows, even Nazis were often good family people who loved their children. That's a pretty common trait that tells us absolutely nothing…

My favorite stolen joke about Murph: I have nothing against Daniel Murphy as a player, but I disagree with how he chooses to field his position.

But tell me, Benjamin Robinson, why would a man wearing a shirt saying "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon?

The fact that Dolph so eagerly suggests they use the police master key to key some cars is both a sign that the show hadn't completely fallen off the rails yet, and a pretty great representation of the limited imagination of the teenage bully.

I also love the fundamental inanity of a prison which has been closed for decades employing a security guard. What is he guarding?

Tell me, do those sound like the actions of a man who has had all he can eat?

I feel like Mets fans should be kind of nervous about the word sweep right now, what with both Harvey and Blake from Workaholics failing to pitch them to victory so far.

"STAMOS! DAMN HIM AND HIS JET-BLACK HAIR AND AWARD-WINNING SMILE! Oh, I'm a failure! A failure! I'm so disorganized! I start to dial, but I
never call anyone back! You should see my car — it's a mess. I'm a mess! I
go to the submarine sandwich restaurant and I leave my submarine
sandwich restaurant value card at home,…

Hey, we're just trying to have a good time here. Commit your hate crime elsewhere! HATE CRIME!!

Oooo, this is one of those rare instances my copy of Class Struggle: the board game becomes marginally relevant. I'll get someone to actually join me in playing someday!

By which we mean they will literally shock you. With Tasers. If you're lucky.

This is like the current Yankees/ARod situation. The Yankees are being such huge crybaby dicks about the fact they gave a bloated contract to a guy that they knew would last well into his unproductive years and are now dicking him around like it's his fault, to the point where you start to feel sympathy for a giant…

That's ok, I brought my Rappin' Ronnie Reagan tape!

She's there for when they need to say something extra racist, because it's ok if they have one of them say it. You know, like the Supreme Court uses Clarence Thomas.

Eat Up Martha

Also, was I hallucinating, or did Holt refer to it as drinking the soda pop?

The AV Club
I know you're joking, but on the off chance…no

Mark Ruffalo review of The Dark Knight: