He saw Marky Mark's butt. He paid.

Good line, though.

One of the more underrated multi-use quotes. Every time I share pop culture with someone and they don't immediately like it, I pretty much reflexively tell them it's because they were supposed to be listening to the whatever they weren't doing.

And wits make them the opposite of Southern. Note how I didn't say "lie-barry" or "tomarree."

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I've got a funny story about that. Well, it's not so much funny, as it is long.

I'm partial to:

Only hundreds? When did she became such a prude?

Does every episode still end with a two minute long libertarian sermon in which one of the characters directly addresses the audience and reiterates the entire argument of the episode in case you missed their incredibly obvious and ham-fisted point? Because that what made me stop watching.

Ooo! Oooo! It's the most appropriate one yet:

Came here to say the same thing. I know a lot of cops, and they hate few things more than those showboating assholes over in the fire department.

College kids don't like my jokes, which means they don't understand the world!

Well, I'm in favor of his "rockin' his peers" policy, but opposed to his "puttin' suckas in fears" policy, so I don't know how to vote on this comment thread.

They post from a single account, to hide their tracks

Whatever. Someone let me know when they make a tribute video to Rory Calhoun, just chock full of people standing up on their legs and all…

My first visit to a sex shop was to see Ron Jeremy, who was touring sex shops for publicity for…something. Mostly I went because it was hilarious this dude was coming to the sex shop in my tiny Iowa town. He autographed a picture for me with "Breast wishes, Ron Jeremy." Which was a prized possession until it was lost…

It's understandable. I mean, it's not like people here are paid to watch tv. Can you even imagine such a world? Wherein people's job is to watch tv and know about it? Ha! What's next? Hamburgers eating people?

This is an outrage, it is! I'm taking this all the way to the Prime Minister.
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Oy! Mister Prime Minister!

For awhile in the mid-to-late 90s, David Letterman would regularly have this live feed to San Francisco and talk to this hippie kid (I want to say his name was Manny the Hippie, or something like that). Anyway, the hippie kid explained to Dave that "dank" means "good" and "schwag" means "bad." My mom thought these…

Typical man. They don't need to get big, you just need to get better at finding the glittoris. This right here, people, is why this nation needs comprehensive sex ed!

No to pick on you for making a common complaint, but the "there's too much partisanship!" argument is patently false. Take an actual look at Congressional voting records — other than a few votes on wedge issues (abortion, gun rights, etc.) the vast majority of votes are overwhelmingly bipartisan. Especially when you…