Yes, in the exact same way 2008 was already decided to be Hilary's and there was no way some no-name freshman Senator with a weird, foreign-sounding name could ever mount a serious challenge.

Geez, these porn parodies are really scrapping the bottom of the barrel…

Women mummys be shoppin', amirite fellas?

Celebrity weakly states what social scientists have been empirically demonstrating for literal decades, world pays some attention. Video at 11.

This was a show very much in the Ben Stiller mode of "hacky, untalented comedian is easily the worst thing about his own show, but somehow knows to hire the funniest people available." I guess what I'm saying is Stiller and Carvey could have been great talent scouts had they not wasted their time repeatedly playing…

Yeah, of all times for a somber reference of an AV Club meme, this would have been the appropriate place for his comment to be about two things…

To be fair, for all the shitty things that dude did, he was the only person who actually succeeded in killing Hitler, so that's got to be worth something, right?

The story was preposterous. Stephen Hawking in a video rental store?!? This website isn't worth the gold it's printed on.

If this is anyone other than Drew Magary, you're stealing my bit!

Exactly. "I wasn't acting like a petulant child, I was…uh…critiquing the media! Yeah, that's it!"

But the real question is, how big of a role does New York City itself play? Could you almost call the city itself a third main character? Only in New York, am i right?

I laugh, but I can't honestly say I wouldn't spend hours playing HSACCTPPLFO pinball.

PREZ SEZ: SCHOOL FOR LOSERS

"Royalty (DJ set) feat Childish Gambino, Steve G the Prince & Jo Swank"

If you google "google" it will destroy the internet, Jen.

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Fucking right, Random Guy

Counterpoint: Malin Ackerman nude scene. I mean, I try not to be that creep who's all about celebrity nude scenes, but I'm only human!

You're going to talk good quotes from this episode and not address "wrecking balls don't kill people, the people swinging the crane kill people?" For shame.

Hmmm…I'm opposed to @Eat_Up_Martha:disqus's "making me think" part of the comment, but I approve of his "pansexual orgy" call part of the comment.

Times like this it's important to remember that actors are not necessarily intelligent people, and that their opinions on important matters are no more relevant than any other moron walking down the street. In fact, their opinions are often worse, because not only are they dumb, they're also incredibly pretentious and…