Oooo, I hope @GuybrushThreepwoodMightyPirate:disqus tells us to burn our pants.

I've got an idea! A show like Hollywood Squares, but for children. Gerald McRaney could host!

It means, uh…back room.

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Citizen daaaaaaaaaatttteeeeeellllllllliiiiiiinnnnnneeee!

What about those of us who were never paying attention to her? Do we get some sort of award?

/time displayed on clock behind Gentle Herpes moves wildly back and forth

This man never watched Black Mirror in his life!

One of my favorite Sinclair quotes about The Jungle's reception was something to the effect of "I was aiming for their hearts, but apparently only hit their stomachs."

signs point to twinks

Gin…and…tonic? Do those mix?

To be fair, though, isn't the j/o gesture just kind of a permanent state of being for you?

Though in their defense, the show really isn't that great. I mean, I love pretty much everyone involved with it, but it's one of those shows that's funnier in theory than in practice. When I recently went back to re-watch the entire run, it was like a chore. I mean, I get that part of the joke is on the audience…

I have been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out "Hey, look at me, I'm Mr. So-and-so dick, I've got such-and-such for a penis." I never saw it fail to get a laugh.

We all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it.

Wasn't supported by the article? I think replacing slavery with imprisonment is a pretty good argument for why reparations are needed now more than ever.

This year the Colts are, no joke, having a day where you can bring your unused prescription meds to the dome and for the team to "dispose" of them and you get a discount on tickets or something. Anyway, it seems a rather convoluted plan for a man with that much money. What, he can't just find a crooked doctor to…

That a novelty cover album of a contemporary pop teeny-bopper qualifies as possibly the least insufferable thing Adams has done in a long while says pretty much everything anyone needs to know about the man.

Yeah! You tell me! Also, do you have any strong opinions on who the real racists are? Something tells me you're about to enlighten me.

"are enabled by cowardly Muslims that won't stand up to them"