Didn't Connor start in on his vampire hunting days after he fell out of touch with the hunter he met? I had assumed it happened when his predecessor died, which means something's going to have to happen before Jeremy can start whacking the undead for fancy tattoos.

Didn't Connor start in on his vampire hunting days after he fell out of touch with the hunter he met? I had assumed it happened when his predecessor died, which means something's going to have to happen before Jeremy can start whacking the undead for fancy tattoos.

A: What do you mean "potentially" evil hot professor friend? "Say, Bonnie, how would you like to try some consequence free magic? You should call me if you'd like to try a hit."

A: What do you mean "potentially" evil hot professor friend? "Say, Bonnie, how would you like to try some consequence free magic? You should call me if you'd like to try a hit."

Samantha Stephens and Gladys Kravitz.

Samantha Stephens and Gladys Kravitz.

Yeah, it's an historical inevitability. Like Germany and Poland. And France and England. And the U.S. and Mexico. And China and Japan. And India and Pakistan. And Iran and Iraq.

Yeah, it's an historical inevitability. Like Germany and Poland. And France and England. And the U.S. and Mexico. And China and Japan. And India and Pakistan. And Iran and Iraq.

Good job: well told and nicely tangential. All it really needs now is a tenuous link to a sixties pop hit of dubious significance. Suggestions anyone?

Good job: well told and nicely tangential. All it really needs now is a tenuous link to a sixties pop hit of dubious significance. Suggestions anyone?

Thanks. I'm working on the screenplay adaptation now. I figure if I can work in a scene where a car with antiaircraft missiles shoots down a helicopter I'm golden.

Thanks. I'm working on the screenplay adaptation now. I figure if I can work in a scene where a car with antiaircraft missiles shoots down a helicopter I'm golden.

When I was in the sixth grade the family used to eat at Fong's Family Restaurant every Friday, and my parents would always distract me with a handful of quarters for the Spy Hunter video game by the cash register. It was also at about this age that I realized the the Johnny Rivers song was not in fact called "Secret…

When I was in the sixth grade the family used to eat at Fong's Family Restaurant every Friday, and my parents would always distract me with a handful of quarters for the Spy Hunter video game by the cash register. It was also at about this age that I realized the the Johnny Rivers song was not in fact called "Secret…

Well, at least the Fox version will be sophisticated. Not like the simplistic, shallow original.

Well, at least the Fox version will be sophisticated. Not like the simplistic, shallow original.

"Ugh! Those awful homosexuals, getting their filthy sex-having all over my nice clean internet! That kind of behavior has consequences, you know," she pretty much said, with an almost blindingly total lack of self-awareness. "I heard this one girl ended up an empty shell of human wreckage upon which publicists…

"Ugh! Those awful homosexuals, getting their filthy sex-having all over my nice clean internet! That kind of behavior has consequences, you know," she pretty much said, with an almost blindingly total lack of self-awareness. "I heard this one girl ended up an empty shell of human wreckage upon which publicists…

An arms race?! Goddammit!!

An arms race?! Goddammit!!