None of which were feature length.

None of which were feature length.

Thufferin' thuccot—-no, I just can't go there. But seriously, what about Looney Tunes has ever said "feature length film"?

Thufferin' thuccot—-no, I just can't go there. But seriously, what about Looney Tunes has ever said "feature length film"?

I'm going to go with the "shoot me now" option in that it is a) quick and painless, and b) makes for a less gruesome internet video.

I'm going to go with the "shoot me now" option in that it is a) quick and painless, and b) makes for a less gruesome internet video.

Last Easter my sister found these weird peep-kabobs somewhere: four marshmallow peeps skewered through the middle on a stick, as though the Easter Bunny had gone Vlad the Impaler for some reason. Oh how we laughed and laughed and laughed.

Last Easter my sister found these weird peep-kabobs somewhere: four marshmallow peeps skewered through the middle on a stick, as though the Easter Bunny had gone Vlad the Impaler for some reason. Oh how we laughed and laughed and laughed.

So I went to check out this charming group and some of the other crusades they have so nobly embarked upon: 
http://www.onemillionmoms.c…. I am truly impressed at the insights they have gleaned from this particular thirty-second spot—the fruits, the vegetables, the price of cucumbers. They must have watched it over and…

So I went to check out this charming group and some of the other crusades they have so nobly embarked upon: 
http://www.onemillionmoms.c…. I am truly impressed at the insights they have gleaned from this particular thirty-second spot—the fruits, the vegetables, the price of cucumbers. They must have watched it over and…

Yeah, but put in a guy and the whole thing just blends into about a million other commercials. With the whole "are those two women arguing about making out with a walrus?" effect, every time you see the commercial you can't help but think, "Hey! That's the candy from the time I thought I was having a stroke!"

Yeah, but put in a guy and the whole thing just blends into about a million other commercials. With the whole "are those two women arguing about making out with a walrus?" effect, every time you see the commercial you can't help but think, "Hey! That's the candy from the time I thought I was having a stroke!"