Until just now I never realized how badly my soul desires a personal D-9 cruiser with a jacuzzi.

No Sam the Slayer?

Yeah, the big giant plastic bag of communion wafers seriously weirded me out when I first saw that.  It just seemed that the delivery and storage of something that's supposed to be so important would be more… special somehow.

What the hell, Happy Endings?

No Starkmom, Carcetti or Spider?

When he called for Commandant Bill, I thought for a brief moment that they somehow got Bill Shatner to play second fiddle to George Takei.

I watched the first few episodes, and wrote the show off.

I thought it said something like

If I had a million dollars, I would buy a rocket lawn chair.

Amazing Race, Survivor, How I Met Your Mother (somewhat erratically), and Big Bang Theory (although I often feel bad about it afterwards).

A smacked arse has waaay to much personality to be Steven Harper.

I couldn't help but wonder if there was actually a person standing there, or did Radnor have to deliver that just staring slightly to the side and down of the camera?

American Werewolf In London for me.

The only thing I was ever forbidden to listen to was The Beatles White Album.

When I was about 4 or 5, my Dad decided my brother I needed Biblical nicknames.  So I became Ezekiel, and my brother got Ignatius, or Zeke and Ignatz for short.

It also helps that even blonde and pregnant, Sara Rue looks amazing.

Which to me makes the ousting of Matt even more inexplicable.

I like Stephen Dillane's version, but every moment Stannis is on screen, I still keep thinking he should be Mark Strong.

The Haviland Tuf stories would be pretty good.

I always get Club Paradise conflated with Water, which had Michael Caine and Billy Connolly.