When I've discovered a virgin thread, I have sometimes deliberately waited so as to be sure not to be first, or spent an inordinate amount of time going over my post to make sure there's nothing that could be considered a stealth firstie.

I've seen the first episode of the Transporter series, and sadly it does not top the sequels.

Chris Hardwick used to annoy the crap out of me when I would just see him every now and again on Craig Ferguson.

Does it speak ill of me that those sound like the ingredients for a really awesome weekend?

At the absolute, very least slash his tires.

The pedant in me compels me to point out that's a marmoset, not a lemur.

Add to that "The Crawl" by Spirit of the West.

I've never really understood why anyone would want to go drinking somewhere where there weren't women.

Penny's glorious shirt wasn't actually unbuttoned.  Oddly enough that was all the buttons the shirt had.

I laughed so hard at the scrotum bit, mostly because I have a friend who used to do much the same thing.

It's sad to say, but watching both episodes last night, I thought the exact same thing.

I liked Jurassic Park 3 a hell of lot more than Jurassic Park 2.

I hate Phillip too, but I was genuinely scared of what Brandon might do.  Someone who is seriously contemplating burning the shelter to the ground because he's frustrated is not someone to keep in proximity to people.

OK, I must be a bad person, because I just thought how awesome it would be if Brandon were the next Bachelor.

Jeff usually does it to any woman who does not instantly excel at any physical challenge.

I generally feel that Probst is a giant dick, and one of my least favourite elements of Survivor.

I was greatly amused by the "shocked" reactions of the Favourites tribe when it was announced that Laura was gone.

I don't have kids, but I couldn't help thinking that the best thing for those kids would be if Brandon was permanently exiled to some island, far, far away from them.

She was in American Horror Story.  Totally against type, she played a lesbian.

I have always had a good time every time I've visited Vancouver.