I was talking to a guy at a car show one time who was absolutely flabbergasted that the Canadian Border Patrol had taken away his unregistered pistol he had stowed in his glove box.

And in an odd synchronicity with one of the other features today, the first time I saw Wizards was in a dusk-to-dawn drive-in quadruple bill with Middle Age Crazy, Star Wars and Kill or Be Killed.

It was the episode on Endangered Species that drove me to fits of frothing rage.

Now I am always going to imagine @avclub-55ab1e0836b46cc575ee502254e68ea9:disqus speaking like Daisy from Downton Abbey.

Watching the clip of Papa Titus above there reminded me how good Titus was.  Also, how much Chris Titus resembles Joel McHale.  They should have gotten Stacy Keach to play Jeff Winger's dad. 

A friend of mine had a huge crush on Kari Michaelsen back in the day.

I think in general Republicans are more frightened of lady parts than vampire parts.

The name Hydrox Boogieman is inherently terrifying.

Ever since binging on 3 seasons of BG over a one week period, the Universal theme definitely equals Battlestar Galactica to me now.

I feel Beautiful Creatures belongs somewhere in that mix.

I've mentioned this before in other comments, but have you ever noticed that if you were to shave Lukas Haas, he looks exactly like Scarlett Johansson?

I've heard from friends of mine that they sometimes fear watching a movie like Brick, Miller's Crossing or Buckaroo Banzai with me, because I'm so disappointed if they don't love it as much I do.

The HBO noise for sure.

This opening reminds me of a potential Inventory.

Since I skip all the commercials on my DVR, cinema previews and the AV Club are the only source of information I have regarding upcoming films.

I just realized that BBT is on CBS, rather than ABC which is owned by Disney.

So you're saying Raj is going to end up wearing Lucy's face as a mask?

True enough.

and Reggie's got the rig.

I actually liked Keeping the Faith too.