I would pay all of my monies for Batman vs Smoochie.

It's like an assman, only his preference is for…

The hammer is my…

If you need special, expensive moist wipes to get your balloon-knot sparkly clean, maybe you should eat more fibre.

I've read them all at least twice.  There's so much you pick up on a second read, knowing what's coming.

I've read Cryptonomicon about three times so far, but still haven't completed the Baroque Cycle.

From what I've read of the real Franklin, his characterization in The Terror seems pretty spot on.

Someone hasn't actually watched the Mythbusters on this.

Don't you then have to wear a damned suit for your flight?

This fucking song was everywhere back in the day.

Which one?  Drunken Alan Tudyk, or moptop Bill the Vampire?

Nice.  That means I don't have to be ashamed of having been a Sixer in my Cub Scout Pack back in the day!

Depends on whether it's your wind, or someone else's wind.

Silly Greg.

He was definitely underwritten, and often seemed to be background wallpaper.  Hell, Cassidy probably got more lines in the first 4 seasons.

I find it hard to disagree with this listing, although depending on the day I might rank them in different order.

If you find the first episode slow going or confusing, my advice would be to keep going.

His method of preventing this from happening again?

This reminds me that I still have the last two episodes of last season sitting on my DVR.

I'd say that Breaking Bad is a contender for the title in the development of story, but otherwise, yeah.