I can't help thinking that for a kidney souffle, the absolutely best way to cook it would be to burn it so badly it is inedible.

As soon as she said that, I knew for sure that she was a goner.

I saw the Challenger explosion live, and then had to go to school to write a final exam in English.

For a while, new albums from REM and the Hip would come out within days of each other.

2 1/2 Men, Nickleback and 50 Shades of Grey all appeal to mainstream audiences too.

Then who is PBS for?

Was anyone skeptical that JJ Abrams fucked up Star Trek?

As a parody of what Americans think are cliche Canadian-isms, I thought "Wheels Ontario" was hilarious.

Colombia.  No "u".

I've never understood why sports are allowed to preempt or replace real shows for any reason.

I don't really understand how the time slot matters any more.  Do people these days not have remotes so they can change the channel after their show ends?

The best part is that their god didn't put them up to it - he was mortified and more than a little embarrassed over the whole situation.

The best part is that their god didn't put them up to it - he was mortified and more than a little embarrassed over the whole situation.

Wait, is Person of Interest a good show?

Great, now I'm just going to picture Stallone screaming out her name "Hadrian!".

I only noticed three of them - but since I wasn't specifically looking for them, that's three more than I really should have noticed.

I did indeed assume he was trying to hide something in his apartment - presumably another girl.

This episode really did seem to be hedging its bets, forcing happy endings in case it did turn out to be a series finale.  Which makes the lack of Haddie even more unfortunate.

Richard Grieco!!  Shit, how could I forget that?

Let alone references to Twin Peaks, or the "Ben Kingsley Meyer Lansky, not Patrick Dempsey Meyer Lansky" line - references to (the not really obscure) Bugsy and the (deservedly obscure) Gangsters with Christian Slater as "Lucky" Luciano and Costas Mandylor as Bugsy Siegel.