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It's the weird times when I feel compelled to share something someone said on AV Club, and then I have to try to explain who said it that cause the most cognitive dissonance.

It will also be greater clarity regarding the real relationship between the two "aunts".

I seem to recall seeing her recently on some reality TV show.  But she wasn't the star or the focus of the show - it was like she was having her kitchen remodeled, or maybe buying cupcakes or a motorcycle or something.

I'm partial to "Every Sperm is Sacred", as much for the incredible dance sequence as the actual song.

I speak fluent sweet drunk talk, and he definitely says "brain dead slobs".

I wouldn't mind continued coverage, just so I know if it ever gets good enough to actually watch.

I still maintain that the modern version of Andy Warhol's famous prophecy is that in the future, everyone will appear on at least one episode of NCIS or CSI.

On my last trip, having hundreds of hours of music and a few thousand books on my phone, I realized that my carry-on bag was nearly empty.

Well, I suppose one way of making people forget how shitty Salvation was is to make something even worse.  Those resumes don't exactly engender a general sense of greatness.  Or even competence.

Didn't Alec Baldwin spend every single moment of every season claiming he had one foot out the door?

Jenny Slate, and making fun of Canadians?

Actually, I've noticed that too.  It often seems to be used to denote awkwardness or discomfort - as if the character is suddenly self conscious, and doesn't know what to do with their hands.  I generally find it quite distracting and a tad annoying.

It does seem odd to me that Julia keeps insisting that Victor call her "Mom", when Victor's bioMom is still alive, and Victor still loves and misses.

You leave Joel alone!

I'd also put Justified in there.

Jackie Brown??

Wouldn't that imply that there was such a thing as on-key Linda McCartney singing?

Great, now I have a mental image of Sammy and Toby in a great big tub, blowing bubbles off their palms at each other.

I remember watching Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence with my Dad, and my Mom coming in right during the scene where a guard pees on a prisoner, and trying to explain what in the hell we were watching.

Yes, appearances by Attenborough are exempt from the "no humans" ruling.