*hangs on rim while looking really fucking pissed, until it breaks, and posterizes Generic Indie Kid again, accidently.*

The role of Larry Bird will be played by…….uhh……. Big Bird, I guess.

*posterizes Generic Indie Kid*

So……

With his small, spork like hands.

Or Spaghetti in a Satchel!

No.

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE YIANNOPOULOS, WHERE THE GRASS IS WHITE, AND THE GIRLS ARE ALSO WHITE.

*stoner laugh*

It is pronounced pho

Ah.

*tries to pronounce Yiannopoulos*

A Dinosaur Tale.

This news wire is too early in the day, man.

*leans over*

Or how Men At Work's "Safety Dance" explored the dangers of hanging out at the Ren Fair while smoking potent grass, a la "Reefer Madness"

Remember that Bret Michael show where he showed his love…..
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OF ROCK.

Wait…..

It isn't a safe bet.

I hope that Gene Wilder will show up too as a supr-