I also, will be 30.

*drains "swamp" on your toilet seat*

Force.

Me, The schmuck

Rey

Pain.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: "Bye, Tiger. Bye Tiger. Bye Bye"

"…..so that ARVN lieutenant took his Game Pro mag and started ripping it up in front of him. "You get Court Marshal for this" he said. So my man took his 16, flipped it to rock and roll, and BOOOOSH! BLEW HIS ASS CLEAR OUT OF THE LOADING SCREEN."

Wuss.

ESTEBAN WAS EATEN!

Yes it was.

You are a game developer………….sent by publishers…………to collect the bill.

He better have went on an overnight drunk before killing it.

"You walloped the beav upside his chevy chase, luv"

"I am frightfully sorry to interject, but it shan't matter that much if you win the race by either an inch, or a kilometer, my dear. Winning is, in fact, winning."

Racist.

Am I the only one that thinks he remembers that Jason Statham voiced that gecko before the dude now?

*Costanzas out of room*

TAKE A LOOK. IT'S IN A BOOK.

Zsa Zsa Gabor called…..