The dog from Air Bud?

"Well, have I got a new movie for you!" - Producer of the "It" remake.

"Are you ready to die, friend?"

BACK IN SIMON'S DAY, WE WOULD SMACK OURSELVES IN THE FACE, WHILE WALKING BOTH WAYS UP HILL IN THE SNOW.

I know….

At least you had a Dad…….

nope.

"In two hundred years, we've gone from I regret I have but one life to give to my country, to FUCK YOU?!?"

Glasses? No thank you.

"OH WE GOT ALL THE BALLS IN THE WORLD RIGHT HERE, MAN!"

I have been a bigger fan of Balboa Island, honestly.

Sad!

"YOU WERE JUST SUPPOSED TO CAST YOUR DAMN BALLOT, CJ!"

A pun thread this early in the morn?

That is because it was an "alt joke" that I was making.

There is something happening here, and what it is ain't exactly………

I SMELL TOAST!

It reminds me of that old Bob Dylan song lyric, from another rather turbulent time in American history;

Of course they are not……

Spoilers, dude.