Kris Kringle's Jingle Balls.

When I wake up, I put my pants on the same way as you do……….except that I then make gold records, and send them to space.

Ehh, Fuck it.

Sam Walton just tweeted Steve McQueen's address on Twitter, from beyond the grave.

Sorry about the grams. : (

Cai, why are you yelling?

Lt. Broccoli Asks for Directions in St. Louis

I have started up working out, in order to try to prevent boredom.

"Dark City" is The Matrix imagined by Terry Gilliam.

I stayed home, watched some movies, drank some beer, stayed up past 3am mostly.

Fine.

NEVER FORGET.

There hasn't been this much excitement for a space movie, since Little Mary Ellgarder accidentally videotaped her teacher blowing up on the Challenger back in '86

"How Taye Got His Boo Back."

*Liza Minnelli weeps; curses her ailment of not being taller*

Howdy, homie.

Soup is good food.

No kidding.

Sounds like it is just their…..

WTF iz a like, lol.