You can see my exploits on the next episode of This Ain't Locked Up: Abroad. A XXX Parody

Died on her way back to her home ocean.

*appears out of time*

No, but having looked up a synopsis, I totally am now.

Jeffery Ross would be there, wearing a costume mocking some sort of recent controversial news story.

Valentine's Day:

Nor do I.

BABY WANTS TO FUCK……

[FELCHES]

I am still nursing a bottle of El Presidente Brandy.

FIVE GUYS IS NOT GOING TO BE A GODDAMN MEME, GODDAMN IT.

Yo Dik.

*flashes gang signs; sprays block with a Mac 10 water gun full of hot sauce; does donut, peels out of neighborhood*

Not me currently. That is for sure.

Holy shit……it worked.

GODDAMN IT, TEXASS……..NOT YOU AS WELL.. : (

Having actually seen what this layout looks like, aside of things being in different places, it really isn't as big of a clusterfuck as everyone made it out to be.

Feliz Dia de Gracias, pendajo : )

*tries to prevent own personal hatred of the Pats from slipping out from behind clenched teeth and slandering the TI*

Once you vomit, there's no stopping that stomach acid comet.