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Something about going straight from Anne Hathaway to THE ENTIRETY OF JAZZ cracked me up.

I can't get into Shakespeare because, though highly regarded in some circles, his writings are difficult for me to comprehend.

Unless you think about it as something one would say to an opponent:

Sounds like you may have read the Charles Leerhsen book that Onanymous mentioned, "Ty Cobb: A Terrible Beauty." If not, it's definitely worth checking out.

In the version I've read he was easily thrown out at first, as he was over sixty at the time, so it came across more like a playful stunt than a competitive tactic. Either way, it's a great story.

You're on the right track. Al Stump is the opportunistic hack of a journalist that you're referring to. He ghost wrote a book with Cobb while Cobb was alive, but then after Cobb died he wrote a very negative article and later another negative book that have unfairly shaped Cobb's image. He also contributed to the…

I know there are couple ways to pronounce that name, but I think we can assume which one Kevin Koch went by.

I get the joke, but Cobb wasn't quite the monster most people think he was. Just an FYI.

They left "AFLAC pitchman" out of the headline!!

SO TIRED OF THESE ACTIVIST JUDGES LEGISLATING FROM THE BENCH!!!!

I know, right! Why limit the statement to just ONE generation?

No way, man, he's cool. I know cuz on TV he's always gettin' high fives from pro athletes and just kickin' it with 'em cuz they're like totally buds and stuff.

"Executive producing?" There's gotta be a better way to phrase that.

I'm gonna release an album under the name "B. Ryan Adams." The album will be titled "The B Stands For Bryan." Try and stop me.

I would've gone with Mac DeMarco.

I actually thought it was neat that olyuha responded with similar vehemence.

I understand. I shouldn't have assumed you would get the reference and I was actually going to edit my last comment just to make it extra clear I was joking. And you should know that I can definitely find Ukraine on a map :)

And this concludes my latest piece, "Misterseize loves highlighting Ukranians’ poor sense of Seinfeld quotations."

The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.