Sure, draw that up and get back to me.

I just wanted to give you a heads up that your condescending tone was totally unwarranted given that the person you were addressing is obviously a very competent commenter.

In Nebraska, they use the Platte(r) River.

A reasonable guess, but no.

Close, but a tad off the mark.

Pop quiz:

Uncle Phil

They can just class it up by changing the title Avuncular Buckminster or something. Problem solved.

Uncle Young Buck

He's okay in my book (due to Singled Out nostalgia).

I don't watch Girls and I'm out of the loop as to why so many people dislike her. So I'd take her over BW.

"A great deal of harm to millions?"

"The trenches" is a football term. It was a joke based on the "no atheists in foxholes" saying.

Nope. Still Brian Williams.

Also, the part when she swears.

Now I feel kinda lame, seeing as how "flowers by convention on the prescribed occasions" is my and my wife's favorite role-playing scenario.

I think Stewart is generally seen as someone with credibility, so it's not unfathomable. The country might be ready for that type of experiment.

As literally the most liked commenter on this site, I think Scrawler's got the whole reading/typing thing down.

The Snake, I presume.

I can't think of anyone I'd want to watch host a late night comedy show less than Brian Williams.