I inferred from the piece that the culprit had been identified. Presumably he or she will be ID'd eventually.

So I guess the question is, who gave the stand-down order to those molecules?!?!

It's like the 5th Amendment. The receiver has the right not to incriminate himself, which he accomplishes by acting like he caught the ball.

And will Whovian copy-and-paste his comment from yesterday??

Also, I love that he places so much value on the act of "trying to secure work."

I have no idea who this guy is, but, based on this interview, he's my new favorite person.

By not suing the person who did this, they are doing a disservice to all recording artists.

The East Coast Family? Never did they skip a beat.

Batter: "Hey Ump, he just threw me a spitball!"

Truly, this commenter is the Son of God.

I don't think there are any commandments prohibiting that.

I was just trying to be funny because I thought you were just trying to be funny. But yeah, I tend to agree with you. The grades here are so arbitrary and inconsistent I wonder why they even bother.

Heh. Reacting by taking God's name in vain really ups the ante comedically.

The idea of a biblical archaeologist who always accidentally finds dinosaur bones when excavating a site from Antiquity is very funny to me.

Cogent as always, Dipster Hebag.

No matter what this guy's wearing, he's always Scantlinly clad.

At first I assumed it was just some little bar that added "venue" to the name to help convince bands to play there. But their website shows that it's actually a nice, sizable, well-equipped room. Which makes it that much more hilarious that they chose not to come up with a better name.

it would have been a nice comedic touch if they'd gone with "make love"

Now that's what I call adding insult to injury!

Love the way he "sings" that high note. Then again Seger did that a lot too.