I am wondering why Jude has been absent for two straight episodes. Is it just to facilitate Lena's absence or does Hayden Byerly have some other gig?

For those interested, one of the Carver twins (I can't tell them apart, but I suppose it doesn't really matter, right?) showed his ass on The Leftovers this past Sunday. To make it even better, it was in a totally unnecessary, gratuitous manner—peeing in the woods with his pants all the way down at his ankles and the…

Finally, a decent shirtless scene from one of the regulars! Plus, Scott was partially shirtless in a "we don't want to pay the makeup crew to cover up tattoos" way.

DJ TK!

Weekly Weather Report:
Having torn through everything around her, DisasterDaphne, begins to self-destruct. FEMA has been dispatched to assess the wreckage of this unprecedented hurricane in the Great Plains.
Meanwhile, on the west coast, SpottyStormsBrandon breaks out at a street festival and FireInTheLoinsJesus burns…

Finding Carter is a decent show, feeling a bit like first season Switched at Birth, with all of its questions of identity and stupid teen romances. Wyatt and the snarky little brother are my favorite parts.

Did you check your spam?

Maybe Jackson is the benefactor!

Semantics Nitpicking corner:

Weekly Weather Report:
HurricaneDaphne continues to tear through the KC area, consuming everything in her path (her friends, beer, Travis's face, her dignity). Meanwhile, on the west coast, CalmSkiesBrandon takes everyone by surprise for another week. Fire-in-the-loinsJesus spreads the burn around.

While the existence of the vault underneath the school is indeed absurd, I really don't think that this week's development of there being a second entrance via the basement was that absurd. Now, the magical tea leaves thing, that was pushing it.

Wolf Watch's one interesting part this week:
In a talking heads segment on "your favorite relationship" on Teen Wolf, Mama McCall chose the "potential relationship between Mama McCall and the Sheriff." YES!

There wasn't much to it, was there? Braeden is injured, and Derek cares about her. I'm pretty sure we knew that before.

Agreed on Mama Argent. I don't really care much about Kira's parents, though. I haven't bought into them yet.

And for all that man has to deal with, he should be getting paid more than $40,000. At least give him a bonus for looking so hot.

Charlie from Season 3 of Lost would beg to differ.

The first episode of the season in which we have ALL of the major adult characters: Mama and Papa McCall, Papa Stiles, Badass Papa Argent, Evil!Kate, Sir V-necks, Dr. Deaton, Coach. I was excited reading the opening credits this week! Mama McCall didn't get much to do, but I'll take it.

Dylan Sprayberry covered in sweat … and shirtless … wait, he's only 16? … I feel so inappropriate right now.

Weekly Weather Report:

As a high school teacher, I actually got mildly annoyed at Toby insisting Lily change her policy to offer Sharee a retake. In most classes, one bad test alone does not make a failing grade, so Sharee must have been doing poorly in the class overall. I probably would not have offered a retake test, but of course, I…