ABCFamily Mondays are so tonally different from ABCFamily Tuesdays. I refuse to watch their Tuesday shows.

Exactly what I was thinking!

On a show featuring teenagers, there is a surprisingly low amount of scenes/storylines in which they have fun together. Probably not a good thing, as it leads to more contrived drama.

Benefactor Theories:
-Gerard, though I don't know why he would use Aiden as a password
-Jackson (probably just my wishful thinking)
-SwitchedAtBirthGrandma, though her focus seems to be on finding and killing Kate, not everyone else
-Peter (he wants power and control and he could get it by eliminating everyone else; he…

Wolf Watch was deplorable this week. No cast members? Minimal discussion of the show? A girl blatantly cheating at Pictionary? … Stupid MTV.

Dylan O'Brien is starring in an upcoming young adult fantasy movie series. I would imagine that his rise to stardom will result in the show ending entirely before it results in Stiles leaving. He's too central to the show.

I too am intrigued by Parrish. Going by Stiles's explanation early in the episode, he must be worth $5 million, one of the highest valued people on the death list. Any ideas on what kind of creature he is?

This week's DisasterBrandon weather report:
CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballsBrandon seems to be doing well, but wait for the unpleasantness and randomly destructive downpours to follow shortly.

I'm not a huge fan of Tank as a character (whose arc on the show has clearly run its course, I agree), but I support giving Max Adler a paycheck. If we get some storylines of Toby's bachelor pad shenanigans because of this, I'm okay with it.

#JudeSpeaks

I think this is the first episode this season in which Christie has had a scene and conversation with someone other than Alak. They really need to give her character some more depth.

I care about Tommy!

Eventually when this show runs completely out of money, it will become just Coach constantly berating a still unseen Greenberg.

Other random (and probably erroneous) theories on who The Benefactor is:

Don't ever trust the previews on ABCFamily.

You know, that couple might actually work…

Well it doesn't help that it posted at 4:45 a.m. I'm much more inclined to comment if it posts before I go to bed. By the morning, the details of the episode are already somewhat of a blur.

This makes me so very sad…

The weekly DisasterBrandon weather report: VolcanoBrandon spews out the awkward truth.

That moment where John tells Kathryn featured some great acting by D.W. Moffet. He really sold it well.