Then she makes a face like she's smelling a fart only to realize it is her own!

Then she makes a face like she's smelling a fart only to realize it is her own!

Elmo is red. He only works blue.

Elmo is red. He only works blue.

There's only one part of Katy Perry that interests me . . . that big, juicy Chess-club brain of hers.

There's only one part of Katy Perry that interests me . . . that big, juicy Chess-club brain of hers.

People with severe learning disabilities need music, too, and goddamnit, Katy Perry gives it to them.

People with severe learning disabilities need music, too, and goddamnit, Katy Perry gives it to them.

"There are few live performances better-suited to the 3-D format than Perry’s, what with its numerous mid-song costume changes, army of dancers and aerialists . . ." and whip cream shooting out of her titties.  Hell you know what, bring your daughters.

"There are few live performances better-suited to the 3-D format than Perry’s, what with its numerous mid-song costume changes, army of dancers and aerialists . . ." and whip cream shooting out of her titties.  Hell you know what, bring your daughters.

Tom Cruise as Jack Reacherround.

Tom Cruise as Jack Reacherround.

Hmm, I'm willing to bet of the top 5 reasons for this break-up Xemu accounted for 7 of them.

Hmm, I'm willing to bet of the top 5 reasons for this break-up Xemu accounted for 7 of them.

N.C.B.J.I.S  — it's comedy procedural like Special Victims Unit.

N.C.B.J.I.S  — it's comedy procedural like Special Victims Unit.

Personally, I think this Reacher role is a bit of a stretch for Cruise.

Personally, I think this Reacher role is a bit of a stretch for Cruise.

I'm hoping he starts his own series and calls it the "B.J. Project" just because.

I'm hoping he starts his own series and calls it the "B.J. Project" just because.